"If so, I can start working as soon possible. Just look at me; I am ready to go! I've got my apron on. And of course, every girl needs a good pair of pink high heels. Don't worry - I can walk just fine in them. Heck, I can run in them. I've got my hat to protect my hair from paint, saw dust, etc. I've got my wings on, because I am such an angel girl. And last but not least, I always have a smile on my face.
I know good help is hard to find and I don't have a whole lot of work experience, but you can't get anyone cuter than me, so call me!"